catch-all: alphinaud.

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Maybe there's an ancient feud we're not privy to...?

[arcsplainist]

Hah, doubtless so. Hostile beasts are not rare whence I hail, but they are usually much more... ferocious in appearances, as well. And larger, so this is an unusual case.

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Ferocious...? Oh, you mean monsters? Big teeth? Large claws? The size of ten men?

[arcsplainist]

[ he nods ]

Aye, the very sort.

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I see, I see...! Well, between your ferocious beasts and our dear geese, who do you think would win?

[arcsplainist]

... Well, I am inclined to believe the beasts I have come across could easily best a goose... I would like to believe even I could, were I not without my magicks.