catch-all: alphinaud.

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week zero, friday.

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[Well.

That happened.

Kissa is their cat now and Ichinose is going to scoop her up when she wanders into the ruined classroom. Or pet her. I don't know how this cat works.]

How long do you think it will take for them to come down?

[arcsplainist]

[ Mystery cat!

Meanwhile, Alphinaud is just... confused. ]

I have a feeling they will be at it for a while. Leave them be; perhaps Lalli will be able to shake something out of him.

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[She nods, looking bummed.]

Right, right... I guess I'll have to wait for Lalli-san in our dorm, even though I'm dying of curiosity. [Boo.] Now, what should we do with this mess...?

[arcsplainist]

[ hmm... ]

It may be best that we leave it for the time being. Something happened here, and I do not suggest tampering with any more than we already have ere we get to the bottom of this.

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[Slowly nods.]

Let's get going, then. We don't want to find more broken glass with our feet, after all— or Kissa-chan's, for that matter.

[arcsplainist]

[ He nods, but: ]

Is that his cat?

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Yes. Unless, is there a third cat I haven't heard of?

[arcsplainist]

I wasn't aware there was even a first, truth be told.

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[GASP.]

Really?! We need to fix that, pronto. You just have to meet Frumpkin-kun, too!

[arcsplainist]

"Frumpkin-kun"...?

[ he does not know that is an honorific. ]

Ah—ahem. Then... perhaps I shall. Does it belong to anyone here?

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Correct. Have you met Widgoast-san yet?

week one, thursday.

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[ i guess??? the classrooms are probably relatively empty at this hour??? i'm godmoding alphie here (no)

but, anyway. wherever he actually is, ichinose waves at him. ]

A little better now?

[arcsplainist]

[ You know what? Works for me. Empty classroom it is! We're also handwaving Otome doing her doctorly thing, so at this point he's cleaned up and in his issued school uniform. Goodbye jrpg clothes forever.

He isn't seated at a desk, wherever they are, but rather a stool that happens to be in one of the rooms, when Ichinose walks in unexpectedly. ]

... Did you follow me here?

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Nope. I'm just taking a stroll, and I happened to find you here.

[arcsplainist]

'Tis an unusual place for one to take a casual stroll through.

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Maybe, if this were a normal school with a normal amount of buildings.

[arcsplainist]

[ He slips out a wry, hollow heh. ]

Mayhap so.

As for me, I am... all right. Certainly more refreshed after the state I returned in.

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I can see that. Why, you're not covered in... whatever that was, anymore!

[arcsplainist]

[ haaah... ]

'Tis for the better you remain ignorant of that, trust me.

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It was that awful?

[arcsplainist]

[ eurgh. ]

Would that I could erase it from my mind... The mere thought of it makes my stomach churn.

monday, week two.

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[Well. Does Alphinaud dare venture to the pond in the farmlands? Because there is Ichinose, reading the sign.]

... Ahahaha! It's time of the year, huh?

[The fuck does that mean.]

[arcsplainist]

[ Don't worry, he won't get too close.

But the fuck does that mean. ]

Ah—ahem. Enjoying yourself?

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Mind if I ask what happened, exactly? I heard a little bit from Bain-san, but I'd like to hear your side of the story too.

[arcsplainist]

[ —Oh. ]

What has he mentioned?