catch-all: alphinaud.

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week zero, friday.

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[Well.

That happened.

Kissa is their cat now and Ichinose is going to scoop her up when she wanders into the ruined classroom. Or pet her. I don't know how this cat works.]

How long do you think it will take for them to come down?

[arcsplainist]

[ Mystery cat!

Meanwhile, Alphinaud is just... confused. ]

I have a feeling they will be at it for a while. Leave them be; perhaps Lalli will be able to shake something out of him.

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[She nods, looking bummed.]

Right, right... I guess I'll have to wait for Lalli-san in our dorm, even though I'm dying of curiosity. [Boo.] Now, what should we do with this mess...?

[arcsplainist]

[ hmm... ]

It may be best that we leave it for the time being. Something happened here, and I do not suggest tampering with any more than we already have ere we get to the bottom of this.

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[Slowly nods.]

Let's get going, then. We don't want to find more broken glass with our feet, after all— or Kissa-chan's, for that matter.

week one, thursday.

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[ i guess??? the classrooms are probably relatively empty at this hour??? i'm godmoding alphie here (no)

but, anyway. wherever he actually is, ichinose waves at him. ]

A little better now?

[arcsplainist]

[ You know what? Works for me. Empty classroom it is! We're also handwaving Otome doing her doctorly thing, so at this point he's cleaned up and in his issued school uniform. Goodbye jrpg clothes forever.

He isn't seated at a desk, wherever they are, but rather a stool that happens to be in one of the rooms, when Ichinose walks in unexpectedly. ]

... Did you follow me here?

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Nope. I'm just taking a stroll, and I happened to find you here.

[arcsplainist]

'Tis an unusual place for one to take a casual stroll through.

monday, week two.

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[Well. Does Alphinaud dare venture to the pond in the farmlands? Because there is Ichinose, reading the sign.]

... Ahahaha! It's time of the year, huh?

[The fuck does that mean.]

[arcsplainist]

[ Don't worry, he won't get too close.

But the fuck does that mean. ]

Ah—ahem. Enjoying yourself?

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Hm?

[She glances over, hands in her pockets.]

... Something like that, hehe. I'd keep my distance if I were you.

[arcsplainist]

[ ... but, he sees that sign now. It's hard to miss. ]

Ah, so I see. How is it that mere geese can torment so many?

week three, monday.

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[Welcome to planet nerd, Alphinaud. Ichinose waves when she notices him, a friendly smile on her face.]

Hellooooooo! [Gesturing at the tech in the room...] Gorgeous, isn't it?

[arcsplainist]

[ Alphinaud has wandered in to check out what's inside another newly opened building to them, but he soon finds out not long after... that he has no idea what the f any of this is. ]

It... is certainly something, though I confess I haven't the faintest what.

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O-Oh, right, right... You're from a world without modern technology! I forgot. Well, that's alright. I—

[Whatever Ichinose is about to say, it gets cut off as they're both suddenly assaulted by—

You're sitting at your desk, and your phone starts ringing...

—a memory. It ends right after Ichinose causes an avalanche in her office, quickly hanging up (11:54:30) on the ground. Whew]

[arcsplainist]

[ —Oh.

These are never not jarring. ... Seems Ichinose is as at home as ever, though. Still, Alphinaud plants his fingers at a temple once the memory comes to a close. ]

These are... unrelenting.

w4; tuesday

[arcsplainist]

[ It's SOC 145 time baby; the lecture is over, they're paired off in groups, and Alphinaud... looks hesitant. ]

... This class is going to be something of a struggle to get a passing score in...

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You think so?

[Ichinose looks as placid as ever. Wow.]

All you have to do is think of what's socially acceptable, and go above and beyond! [A beat.] Wait. Should it be below and under? Well, you get what I mean.

[arcsplainist]

[ Ha ha... ]

Would you not feel guilty for asking?

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Not really. But I don't think we're doing anything wrong. Well, as long as none of the questions are asked in bad faith. It's totally different when you say something to intentionally hurt a person, you know what I mean?

w4; sunday

[arcsplainist]

Good eve, Ichinose. May I trouble you for a moment?

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Of course. You don't even have to ask.
What's up?

[arcsplainist]

This may be the second time you'll receive this question today, and if so, I apologize for the redundancy, but I thought to confirm it for myself.
In the past week, did you find yourself experiencing any odd effects?

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Do you mean Mabel-chan? It's kind of embarrassing to receive all this attention from Summer...
But you've get me curious. Before I answer your question, why do you ask?