catch-all: yamato.

[txt]

the true shitpost is the friends we made along the way

Comments

[ghoststrums]

You don't really need to train them that much, do they? They go in the litterbox on their own...?

[ he has not owned a SINGLE pet. ]

[txt]

... Yes, after you've trained them to accept the litterbox. And if they don't like the type you're using, you're out of luck.

[yamato at least READ]

Not to mention, they can wander away and never come back.

[ghoststrums]

[ he's illiterate and also never wanted to own a cat ]

Why do people even keep cats if it's that hard?

[txt]

Hmm... They're cute?

[helpful!]

[ghoststrums]

... That's true.

[ he can admit to that much?? and also, the irony here is he is a cat even now that he is not nyamato ]

We could probably still get one for the dorm.

[txt]

It's worth a try. [Nodding, nodding... More cats for fall dorm.] We could bribe it with little treats until it makes itself at home.

[ghoststrums]

We can bribe it with fish, can't we? They like fish.

[txt]

Oooh, like tuna! Or, wait, what about beef tongue? Our future friend should partake in the finest delicacies Wiwaldi has to offer.

[ghoststrums]

... Isn't that going to give it expensive tastes...?

[ well, theyre not on a budget here, he guesses ]

[txt]

We all eat for free. It's no problem! In fact, wouldn't it be worse to feed it the cheap stuff when we get to eat all the fancy food we want?

[ghoststrums]

That's true... It's kind of nice to not be stuck on a budget for once.

[txt]

Right? I've been tight on money before, so having no budget at all has been amaaaaazing.