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the true shitpost is the friends we made along the way

It's worth a try. [Nodding, nodding... More cats for fall dorm.] We could bribe it with little treats until it makes itself at home.

We can bribe it with fish, can't we? They like fish.

Oooh, like tuna! Or, wait, what about beef tongue? Our future friend should partake in the finest delicacies Wiwaldi has to offer.

... Isn't that going to give it expensive tastes...?

[ well, theyre not on a budget here, he guesses ]

We all eat for free. It's no problem! In fact, wouldn't it be worse to feed it the cheap stuff when we get to eat all the fancy food we want?

That's true... It's kind of nice to not be stuck on a budget for once.

Right? I've been tight on money before, so having no budget at all has been amaaaaazing.