catch-all: mandricardo.

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crystal gimme a shitpost

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[duranduel]

Well, I'm pretty sure I existed...?

[In Fate/GO he did, in real life! Nah. BOOK CHARACTER.]

Um. [And he looks sheepish.] It wasn't like...it wasn't like a giant tree, really...

[This isn't even the first time in this epic poem he uproots a tree to fight with if you can believe it.]

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Ahaha, oh, no. Don't misunderstand. I haven't said you didn't exist. You're right here, after all.

[She flips to another page... Gimme the goods, Crystal.]

It's still pretty impressive, though. Say, do you still have the same strength? Could you uproot one of the trees in the forest? I'd love to watch you at work.

[duranduel]

Y-Yeah...

[He scratches the back of his neck, awkwardly. Also now she's at a part where Mandricardo and Gradasso at an earlier point were saving a lady from...an Ork?. Whatever an Ork is.]

I couldn't...I mean, even if I was summoned at my full strength, I'm just like...not that powerful. Here, where magic and stuff is turned off, I'm kind of just average.

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[O... Ork... She looks at this passage. Looks at this depressed twink. Looks at this passage again.

?????]

Summoned...? What does that mean?

[duranduel]

[sometimes u just fight orks]

I'm a Heroic Spirit. I'm basically like...a magical being.

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... Hm, I think I get it. You're something like a familiar. A blast from the past come to life! But if you're here, who did the summoning? And how? I'm surprised you haven't gone out in a puff of smoke with everyone's magic cut off.

[duranduel]

Uh...well. I assume it's...this place that did it. If this place is fueled by magic, that's where it's comin' from.

[And a shrug.]

I have a Master, too, but it's not like they're giving me mana to exist.

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I see...! To be honest, I've never dealt with something like this, so this is all suuuuper fascinating! Do you miss your master?

[duranduel]

Um. They're....here? So it's hard to say I miss them...

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Huh? Oh, I didn't realize there was someone from your world here.

[looks at w3 trial

backtagging is wild huh]

[duranduel]

[haha YEP]

Oh, no. Not quite...

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... Then, wait, who are you talking about?

[duranduel]

[He scratches at his cheek.]

I-I actually haven't discussed with them whether I can reveal their identity with others, so...sorry.

[txt]

Oops. I get it. [Waves him off... Wow, secret master-servant relationship.] Well, if they're ever comfortable enough to come out, please let me know. I have all sorts of questions for the two of you.

[duranduel]

[me like haha cat is out of the bag now]

Uh, what sorts of questions...?

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All purely professional, don't you worry.

[duranduel]

What sort of questions would be professional? Like...the details of our relationship?