catch-all: lan wangji.

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one day i will find a shitpost for them...

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[souheki]

[MORTAL GEESE ENEMIES. Lan Wangji's generally very good with animals, but even his Disney Princess abilities don't work on the dreaded campus geese, some of which are now staring at him too.

But he notices her staring, and lifts his hands to bow in polite greeting.]

No need for concern.

[He's walking! It's fine!]

[txt]

[THE GEENEMIES... Ichinose seems to have momentarily forgotten about the geese, if only because she's too busy giving him a dubious look.]

Really? But that looks like it was one nasty injury!

[souheki]

[STOP DON'T LOOK DUBIOUS AT HIM sometimes you're just doing your best]

It has been treated. Doctor Otome is staying nearby.

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O-Oh, I see... I guess I'll have to take your word for it.

[Okay, good sir. Sounds legit.]

Anyhow, do you know anything about geese?

[souheki]

[Yeah!!! It’s fine.

But he tilts his head slightly.]

In what manner?

[he can’t help if she wants to hunt them]

[txt]

[looks at her noodle limbs

she will not be hunting murderous geese either tbh]

Weeeell... Do you know anything that could distract them?

[souheki]

Do they need to be distracted?

[Ichinose are you trying to sneak past the geese for a heist]

[txt]

Absolutely! There's no doubt about it.

[is there,]

[souheki]

[Hm... seems sketchy, but sure]

Animals often respond to food.

[Feed the geese!]

[txt]

Right, right... Now, what do geese eat?

[souheki]

[Hm... he doesn’t make a habit of feeding geese, but if he thinks about it...]

Plants and vegetation?

[txt]

Yes... I thought as much. But what kind?

[souheki]

We can gather various kinds. They will choose.